Jerk (A nosy colleague of mine I would love to do without :/ ): "Where are you going?"
Me: "Mouse room"
Me: "To make mouse pakoda."
Jerk: "What’s paaakoooodaaaaa? Is it like daaael? (Well..he is referring to "daal"...And only God knows how I should spell what he actually calls it!)
Me: (Disappear before I kill you!!): "No. It’s that round-yellow-oily thing I made and you hogged on the other day. Just that mouse pakoda has a tail hanging out. Easy to fry!"